Hiking & “Wineing”: No Complaints

Over the next three weeks SK and I alternated between doing yard work for his parents in an effort to remind our banks we had accounts and going on various ventures around Nelson.  Skipping stories of clearing bush: SK, his parents, myself, and a woman I will term “Mountain Lady”  spent a day hiking nearby Mount Arthur.

As we headed on the road around 6:30am, Mountain Lady, who had arrived that morning in a cute colourful skirt, regaled us with tales of hiking Mt. Arthur in the middle of winter with her skis.  After watching the sunrise (yes, that means she hiked in the snow, in the dark) she and her partner skied around the summit and watched the snow for booby-trapping sinkholes and ambushing avalanches: like most of us do on the weekend.

Winding our way up to the parking lot of Mt. Arthur, the road gave way to gravel and dropped sharply down a cliff to one side.  It was rather treacherous and had only recently reopened after a landslide tore away an entire section of the road.  In one particularly steep part, the DOC (Department of Conservation) thoughtfully laid two strips of concrete so our car wouldn’t lose traction and slide backwards. With average statistical likelihood, we parked our car without event.

Our hike began in the familiar-looking, moss covered scene of a beech forest and my eyes peered around for any Orcs Peter Jackson might have left behind.  While I’m pretty sure no filming took place in this area, the forest evoked every fantastical thought I had ever had.  If the world has a last unicorn, it is residing somewhere in the South Island of NZ.

During our hike I became more familiar with SK’s parents, although I still struggled with the vocal variation between the US and NZ. In NZ they speak about a third as loudly as Americans do– the stereotype “Loud Americans” is not just a stereotype.  And it was a little difficult at first to hear anyone as my ears were not accustomed to ever having to work.

I discovered Sk’s Mom and Dad had attempted hiking Mt. Arthur before, but were unable because the wind nearly blew them off the ridge line.  In NZ weather frequently changes from one extreme to its antithesis within an hour and can do so repeatedly in a day: it makes Vermont weather look reliable. But we broke away from trees and once there was no need to worry for wind– I forgot about everything – except for mountains, and distant views, and fresh air loud with silence singing in my ears: delighted to be without mechanical rivals.  I was filled with such euphoria I had not felt since I had walked in the treeless slopes of the Himalayas.  And breathe and breathe in and breathe in and try to capture joy in an iphone movie, which seems so inadequate hours later.  I was skipping and running around with abandon and SK laughed both at me and with me.  But who cares which when you’re so in love with the world?

Having danced the way to the summit, and avoided sinkholes, we all were kissed by the universe with a whole hour of clear sky. As SK’s Dad pointed out for me different landmarks and distinguishable mountain tops, the scale I mentally mapped for New Zealand was both expansive yet compact: so much to explore and all of it feasibly accessible.  We could see Tasman Bay stretching towards Nelson, Mt. Owen where SK and I would be backpacking the following weekend, perhaps we saw Mt. Cook (an anticipated stop on our road trip), and to the West stretched the wild coast where SK and I planned to end our South Island adventure: a teaser of things to come.  

By the time we reached the car park, the top which had been so clear a few hours before, was shrouded in thick, woolen clouds.

In celebration of our feat, the next day SK’s parents took us on a wine tasting tour.   NZ is famous for its white wines, but my preference for reds was far from disappointed as our tour included the less advertised, ruddy side of the Moutere Valley.  At this point, I was relatively comfortable around SK’s parents.  According to SK, his parents thought I was lovely and really liked me.  I, however, was unaccustomed to the reserved way Kiwis show their affection and was mildly unconvinced.  (While in the States I had previously been praised with: “Oh, she is such a darling, smart, beautiful girl!” In NZ the equivalent seemed to be “She’s a good one.”  They do not throw their superlatives with the same exuberant frequency as Americans.) So disregarding general prudency, there is nothing like a little tannin courage to help ease shyness.

The Woollaston Winery [if this winery were a person it would be: the trust fund hippie] is nestled in its own piece of France with a background of New Zealand’s jagged mountains.  Its vineyards stretch in immaculate rows along gently swelling ground and its new gravity-flow winery and wine shop are tastefully modern, smartly sustainable and designed by an Architect from Oregon (it’s nice, but obviously LineSync Architecture would have done a better job).  We had brought along a picnic and while SK’s Mom set the spread on the back patio SK, his Dad and I commenced my first ever on-the-vineyard wine tasting.  Although I was semi convinced I wouldn’t be able to discern the differences between the wines, the people behind the counter kindly unveiled the various tastes of our sips.  By the time we took our chosen wine to our table, I could recognize the “butter,” “oak,” “fruit,” “tannin,” and distinguish between a light and heavy finish: there is hope for me to turn bourge!

The second winery was about as opposite from the gleaming Woollaston as one could get.  Glover’s Vineyard [the insouciant individualist] is haphazardly disorganized and Glover is renowned for his tongue-shriveling reds.  The tasting wines have no labels and Glover quickly recognizes the wine by the shape of its bottle.  His indifference for appearance revealed his own passion and enjoyment of making wine.  He makes what he likes to drink: if you like it too, you’re welcome to buy some!

Our third visit was a boutique winery called Himmelsfeld, Vineyard of the Four Seasons [the Jackie Kennedy, the Lady Diana].   Here sheep wander amongst the vines providing natural grooming and pruning of the property.  Beth Eggers, the founder and owner, believes strongly in the “bond between land and farmer” and keeps her vineyard small enough to manage with her own hands.  You can truly taste her time and tending in the light, buttery finishes of her exquisite chardonnay.

Finally, Neudorf [the poised nepotist – the wine you give your boss whom you’re not friends with… yet].  The setting is perfect, with cookbooks by prestigious chefs and a small gallery containing local NZ amusants.  The patio is roofed in vines while antiquity inspired frescos rhythm and jive beside you.

Overall, I decided first and foremost that I could definitely get used to a life that included leisurely wine tastings bookending various mountaineering adventures.  Second, I am completely fascinated and disgusted with the spitting bowl and the whole idea of one continues to confound me.  After getting over my initial response of wanting to drop a coin to watch it spiral down, it simply seems like a glorified spittoon (call to mind unshaven, unshowered, groady, chewing cowboys). Furthermore: why, in god’s name, would you ever waste good wine?  

SK and I picking some plumbs.  His parents gardens are amazing and productive: plums, kiwi (fruit), lemons, apples, grapes, berries, figs,  lettuce, spring onions, herbs, tomatoes, KALE, basil, rhubarb, bok choi, swiss chard, etc...

SK and I picking some plumbs. His parents gardens are amazing and productive: plums, kiwi (fruit), lemons, apples, grapes, berries, figs, lettuce, spring onions, herbs, tomatoes, KALE, basil, rhubarb, bok choi, swiss chard, etc…

Orc's Native Habitat

Orc’s Native Habitat

I was taking a picture of the pretty moss and the tiny little beech leaves, when this little robin jumped into the center of my photo's frame! The birds here are extremely friendly.

I was taking a picture of the pretty moss and the tiny little beech leaves, when this little robin jumped into the center of my photo’s frame! The birds here are extremely friendly.

SK and his Dad enjoying the hike up Mt. Arthur (summit behind them). Notice the crystal clear skies! A rarity, especially in NZ summer! (SK's Mom and Mountain Lady in the back ground).

SK and his Dad enjoying the hike up Mt. Arthur (summit behind them). Notice the crystal clear skies! A rarity, especially in NZ summer! (SK’s Mom and Mountain Lady in the back ground).

SK hanging out next to a sinkhole.  As far as my understanding goes, Mt. Arthur is part of the Southern Hemisphere's largest cave network.

SK hanging out next to a sinkhole. As far as my understanding goes, Mt. Arthur is part of the Southern Hemisphere’s largest cave network.

Beautiful views of Tasman Bay and Nelson.

Beautiful views of Tasman Bay and Nelson.

At the summit, enjoying a nice lunch!

At the summit, enjoying a nice lunch!

Views from Mt. Arthur

Views from Mt. Arthur

Mt. Owen, where SK and I would be backpacking the following weekend.  The cave network under Mount Arthur connects to the cave network under Mt. Owen.

Mt. Owen, where SK and I would be backpacking the following weekend. The cave network under Mount Arthur connects to the cave network under Mt. Owen.

SK's Mom and Dad.

SK’s Mom and Dad.

Mountain Lady taking a sip of water from a perfectly naturally filtered resource on top of Mt. Arthur.

Mountain Lady taking a sip of water from a perfectly naturally filtered resource on top of Mt. Arthur.

In the middle of our hike down (about an hour or so later) this is what the top looked like.

In the middle of our hike down (about an hour or so later) this is what the top looked like.

Vineyards of NZ!

Vineyards of NZ!

Woollaston's gravity-fed winery.

Woollaston’s gravity-fed winery.

SK's family and I sitting in France... I mean New Zealand.  Enjoying a lovely lunch of antipastos!

SK’s family and I sitting in France… I mean New Zealand. Enjoying a lovely lunch of antipastos!

Mingling with the locals at Himmelsfeld Vinyard.

Mingling with the locals at Himmelsfeld Vinyard.

"In France" again at the Neudorf Vineyard.

“In France” again at the Neudorf Vineyard.

Neudorf's patio.  You can also BYO picnic here as well!

Neudorf’s patio. You can also BYO picnic here as well!

SK and I, prepping for the lifestyle of the bourgeoisie.

SK and me, prepping for the lifestyle of the bourgeoisie.

 

New England to New Zealand

Two and a half months ago I arrived in New Zealand.  Normally I try to write as I go, but because everyone speaks English here I actually had the capacity to engage in conversation: not so much of a burning need to put to paper unspoken thoughts.

But I digress, I came flying to New Zealand on a one way ticket with a three month visa not really having any idea where I would be after those three months: NZ or USA or … who knows.  (Side note: I don’t know what I am doing or want to do; short term, long term, mid term.  If I tell you otherwise and/or make up some “intention” it is because I love you and I am trying to play along with social pleasantries).  SK picked me up from the airport and took me home to meet his Mother and Father.  Having not slept any of the 24 hour commute, having been the magnet for crying babies on every plane, having had a bottle of Dave’s Insanity Hot Sauce explode in my luggage and with fingers tingling with burn from attempting to clean it out: I met SK’s parents.  I have never felt so awkward in my life.  I believe the first words out of my mouth were: “It is so good to meet you!  It is so good to finally meet you.  <pause as I realize I have run out of things to say>  I am so sorry I am so awkward.”  SK’s brother (who I had met in Laos) was also there to witness the awkwardness.  I mentally cursed the beet red face of my shy, five-year-old-self for its unexpected comeback after 20 years.  Although, after I mistook a garden ornament for a live gecko, I figured expectations were dropped and I finally relaxed.

The next day, 12 of SK’s friends started flying in from all of New Zealand (intimidating) to participate in the New Year’s Eve festivities of hiking in the Abel Tasman National Park and having a party on the beach.  The park is named after the Dutch explorer who “discovered” New Zealand.  I put that in quotes because in history “discover” seems to be synonymous with “A White Person Saw It” despite most of these lands already having been discovered and settled by other races.

Back to the present: it seemed odd to me that SK had so many friends who were “keen” on backpacking. But I soon discovered being outdoorsy is a part of being a Kiwi citizen – no matter your personal style.  For example, one of the immaculately stylish girls had no problem hiking with her backpack (and a wicked pace, mind you).  Later she set up her tent and proceeded to paint her nails.  I have never met a girl in the States (or in any other Nation) who would get out and backpack and yet was simultaneously so dedicated to her nails.  Surprising by US standards (how often have we been asked: so what is your favorite thing to do? What is the one thing you are really good at?  Creating a dialogue incorporating singular ideals to which achieve now seems rather limiting), having such multidimensional personality seems to be a part of being a Kiwi.

The hike was thought-provokingly beautiful, despite being overcast, since the surrounding biology contrasted from one minute to the next.  We began walking along tidal boardwalks with the ocean stretching on one side and jungled hills rising on the other.  And sooon we were in the jungle and the smells were so foreign I initially likened them to sun soaked garbage.  Just as I was about to comment so, SK said:  “Oh yum! Can you smell the Beech trees?” SK smiled excitedly, “It’s one of my favorite smells!” A rare occasion: I held my tongue.

Our way wound us up along cliffs overlooking coves with golden beaches and deceptive turquoise waters too cold for toes. Suddenly, the vine covered palms and giant ferns submitted to wind stunted coniferous growth with susurrant moss that swallowed our footsteps.  We were swept down, down to the sea to our campsite cove in Anchorage Bay.  Fortuitously, the skies cleared and the sun shone as we set up our tents and put on our “togs” – bathingsuits – and walked the 20ft to the beach.

Camping in New Zealand is quite different to camping in the States.  One of the main polarities I saw is Kiwis seem to actually enjoy being in nature while they camp, versus the average American camping style where the goal seems to be: How can I buy enough things so I can forget I am in the buggy/dirty inconveniences of nature?  In NZ; the campsites are really clean, the grass is green, bushes separate tent areas instead of concrete parking spots – in fact, there are no cars at all.  Additionally, Kiwis generally have this sentiment that they have a right to their country’s land as a citizen.  Which means the majority mentality of the country is to support maintaining National Parks in the most beautiful places: about 30% of the land mass of NZ is in public ownership and has some degree of protection.  Meanwhile, in the America the Beautiful,  many National Parks are having to close due to the government choosing to spend on Killing– AHEM I mean “National Defense” instead.  So while I have previously stated I utterly loathe camping, I will now add the qualifier: in the States.  Camping in New Zealand is divine.

That night we stretched out tarps in the center of our tent circle and in our sleeping bags looked at one of the most magnificent skies I had ever seen.  It looked like some goddess had accidently knocked over and spilt her personal collection of stars.  It’s weird to think this kind of beauty was once privy to everyone, even in cities, before Thomas Edison came around.

The next day, on New Years Eve, we hiked up to Cleopatra Falls where there is a natural rock slide in the rapids. SK was one of the few to brave the ice cold waters and get a nice rock bum burn badge of honor in the process.  By the time we were returning to the campsite, I was rather relaxed with SK’s crowd.  So the games and general raucousness leading up to midnight were quite fun with new friends for the New Year.  As the Roman calendar was reborn, a boat anchored off the shore set off a display of fireworks, simultaneously sparking my nostalgia and bringing to mind all my previous New Year’s Eve in New York and the family and friends I had spent them with.  Although everyone back home still had another 17 or so hours to go…

We woke up to a torrential downpour, with all forgotten items outside the tent soaked.  With damp clothes and cloudy heads we struck camp and returned back to SK’s extremely hospitable parents in Nelson.

After all of SK’s friends had returned to the corners of New Zealand from whence they came, SK and I began planning our road trip of the South Island.  Our rough outlines would be to start after one of his family friend’s weddings in three weeks, to be near Mt. Cook during the new moon for optimal stargazing, and to make it to the Hokitika Wildfoods Festival.  Break.

Me with Nelson, NZ behind me

Me with Nelson, NZ behind me

Taking Jed and Macka for a walk at low tide.  From left: SK, SK's dad, Chris
Taking Jed and Macka for a walk at low tide. From left: SK, SK’s dad, Chris

 

 

Due to erosion, a tree who sat to close to the sea reveals the secrets of its roots.

Due to erosion, a tree who sat to close to the sea reveals the secrets of its roots.

 

Boardwalk at the start of the Abel Tasmen "Great Walk"

Boardwalk at the start of the Abel Tasmen “Great Walk”

 

The ocean to our right with some ominous clouds.

The ocean to our right with some ominous clouds.

 

A pretty flower picked from the side of the path.

A pretty flower picked from the side of the path.

 

The trail leading to Anchorage Bay.  The trail is extremely accessible and we were often passed by adventurous runners.

The trail leading to Anchorage Bay. The trail is extremely accessible and we were often passed by adventurous runners.

 

View of one of the bays along the Abel Tasman National Park.

View of one of the bays along the Abel Tasman National Park.

 

Our campsite

Our campsite

 

The bay just 20ft away from our campsite.

The bay just 20ft away from our campsite.

 

Day hiking to Cleopatra Falls.

Day hiking to Cleopatra Falls.

 

Cleopatra Falls.  The slide is just under the rocks at the foreground.  I don't know why I didn't get a picture of the slide itself...

Cleopatra Falls. The slide is just under the rocks at the foreground. I don’t know why I didn’t get a picture of the slide itself…

 

Hiking out on New Years Day with some new "mates."

Hiking out on New Years Day with some new “mates.”

 

SK and I begin planning our big road trip of the South Island.

SK and I begin planning our big road trip of the South Island.