Sefton Bivvy: when in doubt, think less.

SK and I shouldered our packs for our overnight at Sefton Bivvy.  We began on what was a well-traveled day walk for most tourists, and after crossing a river began bickering over which trail was the unmarked trail we were supposed to follow to get up to the Bivvy.  As it turned out, they were all rabbit trails that held no logical direction and our feet were fooling our minds into feeling purposeful direction.  I had to back track a few times when my trail ended at a cliff face or drop, but for the most part SK and I were able to intuit the direction without too heavily evaluating the iphone photo directions.  

Our path took us alongside a pounding river whose deep percussion kneaded our ear drums with the same ferocity as a thai masseur.  The sounds fed the sense of dramatic intensity when I realized I would have to cross the sheening boulders and glacier fed ice water.  At this point, the trail became more obvious with previous feet eroding a route, and we began walking up a very steep hill side trying to avoid rolling our ankles on the rocks which had only settled after a recent – minor – avalanche. 

But it was all fine, the views were stunning, and the height-cliff-thing wasn’t too bad until the trail seemed to end.  Rather, to all appearances it seemed to have ended at the bottom of this rock wall where some punk had drilled a trail marker into some impossible location.  We were supposed to do some bouldering with our backpacks up this cliff with a god damn drop of approximately a mile.  Needless to say: my indignant stubbornness over powered my fear and the compromise was to sing my “Walking down/up a cliff” song (full lyrics below) that I composed while trekking the Himalayas.  A few minutes later, SK joined in with “Yellow Submarine”.  We all do what we have to. 

It made reaching the summit that much more thrilling: and a bivvy the colour of sunset blushed in welcome.  At this point I discovered the New Zealandish word “bivvy” translates into American as “shack.” Looking inside, I realized four humans would literally be shoulder to shoulder with no room to spare across its width. There were a few mildew ridden pads and the outdoor toilet was bursting.  Minor details.  We dropped our packs and explored the still mountain shoulder that was entirely our own. We played in the snow patches and around boulders.  It seemed the rocks had been dyed by the sun and then frozen in its rosy glow. 

After eating our re-hydrated beef curry (rehydrated beef, at best, has the consistency of beef jerky), the rescue service radioed all of the various huts around Aoraki/Mt. Cook to make sure all was well.  Although they were mostly concerned with the people en route to summit Aoraki/Mt. Cook, SK and I decided to answer for Sefton Bivvy.  This is how the conversation went:

Radio Woman: “Base to Sefton Bivvy.  Sefton Bivvy do you copy?”

SK: “Sefton Bivvy to base. We copy.” 

RW: “We have you registered as five occupants.  Are you all present?” [the three whippersnappers who showed up later slept in the nearby “rock shelter” — i.e. under a boulder.]

SK: “Yes.”

RW: “How are the water levels in the tank? We heard you were getting a bit low.”

SK: “There’s only about six centimeters left in the tank.” 

RW: “Are there any other sources of water? Any snow nearby?” 

SK: “Yup, there is some snow pretty close. Oh, and the toilet is really full.” 

– silence – 

RW: “Well, we’ll try not to resort to the toilet water too soon. Over and out.”

– muffled chuckles across the channel as all other huts laugh –

SK:  – laughing – “Over and out.” 

Again our stargazing was interrupted by a celestial diva’s lunar spotlight.  But at dawn (and one must always wake up before dawn when in the mountains) the shifting painting of sunrise puts the greatest impressionists to shame.  Monet should have left the lilies and ballerinas alone and gone to the alps. 

We wake up in the dark.  And for all the horizon you see the sun’s rays pulling our earth towards it. Spinning us closer and closer in its hot, desirous fingers.  The sun overwhelms the night completely and our world is alight, we see we are above the clouds which carpets the view of the unfortunates in the valley.  We shiver in the residual shadow of night and urge the sun’s ranks to reach us still faster to liberate us from residual cold.  And at this last moment, I can’t help but stare directly into the 3.5 million degrees Fahrenheit (2 million Celcius) of the sun as it flashes over the first mountain ridge.  I’m in awe and I can’t turn away, and I say good bye to a few years of my retinas without regret.  

Of course, I did not want to leave.  I never feel more at peace or more in my place than when I am in the savage rocks and bitter snow of altitude.  But of course, we descended and against all assumptions, the way down was far more simple than the way up!  We got in the car and drove away from the beauty of the Southern Alps, away from the rugged MacKenzie country to find New Zealand’s coast and a few amusing blue penguins.  

Walking down/up a cliff
Lyrics by Jade Cincotta

Walking down a cliff,
God are you with me?
I know for certain that,
These rocks are tryin’ to kill me.

And so I step, and so I step,
and so I step with such great care.
Still I know,
I’m an inch,
From tumblin’ through the Aiiiirrr– OH MY GOD.
I just slipped.
These shifty rocks won’t stop giving me sh*t.

The trail is long,
At least it’s marked.
But if I don’t hurry I’ll be walking in the darrrrrk!

SK not twisting his ankle!

SK not twisting his ankle!

The route up to Sefton Bivvy.  The Bivvy is sort of nestled up next to the glacier on the right.  And the dark area in the middle of the mountain to the right are the rocks we climbs up.

The route up to Sefton Bivvy. The Bivvy is sort of nestled up next to the glacier on the right. And the dark area in the middle of the mountain to the right are the rocks we climbs up.

Handsome.  Stud muffin.  (I am talking about the mountains...)

Handsome. Stud muffin. (I am talking about the mountains…)

Moi.

Moi.

Ignore the awkward butt shot: this is me rock climbing with a back pack on.  You can see the joke of a trail marker above me.

Ignore the awkward butt shot: this is me rock climbing with a back pack on. You can see the joke of a trail marker above me.

In this photo you can actually see the tiny dot that is the bivvy/shack where we spent the night.  It  is only a few feet away from the cliff by the way.

In this photo you can actually see the tiny dot that is the bivvy/shack where we spent the night. It is only a few feet away from the cliff by the way.

SK next to the sunset soaked rocks.

SK next to the sunset soaked rocks.

Me, SUPER relieved to be at our destination.

Me, SUPER relieved to be at our destination.

Our little orange hut is front and center.  And this was our view.

Our little orange hut is front and center. And this was our view.

The throne room.

The throne room.

SK reading a book... it's a real "cliff hanger."  Get it?

SK reading a book… it’s a real “cliff hanger.” Get it?

Sunset.

Sunset.

At Michelangelo's live concert.

At Michelangelo’s live concert.

beauty.

beauty.

Mt. Cook's shoulder is on the far right.  You can not actually see Mt. Cook from Sefton Bivvy, but the other view and seclusion is well worth the sacrifice.  (Muller hut hosts 30 or something insane)

Mt. Cook’s shoulder is on the far right. You can not actually see Mt. Cook from Sefton Bivvy, but the other view and seclusion is well worth the sacrifice. (Muller hut hosts 30 or something insane)

Sunrise.

Sunrise.

Sunrise.

Sunrise.

Ready to head down.  We sort of had to as the evening was predicted to get extremely windy... do not want to be walking down a cliff in high winds!

Ready to head down. We sort of had to as the evening was predicted to get extremely windy… do not want to be walking down a cliff in high winds!

SK and me above the clouds.

SK and me above the clouds.

Descending beneath the clouds.

Descending beneath the clouds.

A nice cliff to my right.  It drops all the way down to the same level as the glacier lake... approximately a mile.

A nice cliff to my right. It drops all the way down to the same level as the glacier lake… approximately a mile.

A glance at Aoraki/Mt. Cook before we go below the cloud-line.

A glance at Aoraki/Mt. Cook before we go below the cloud-line.

Clouds cleared by the time we reached the bottom.  Aoraki/Mt.Cook: you will most definitely be seeing me again.  With some legit climbing gear.

Clouds cleared by the time we reached the bottom. Aoraki/Mt.Cook: I am coming for you… with some legit climbing gear.

Frozen Gods of the NZ South Island

SK and I drove through the outskirts of the legendary MacKenzie country.  Named by/after the Scottish delinquent James MacKenzie who was known for stealing sheep and leading his baa-ing booty out to these boondocks (sidenote: the origin of “boondocks” is Vietnamese – not Irish. Crazy, right?), this area is gorgeous. Shades of earthy nude lead up to burly hills, stumbling over themselves to keep to the edge of the plains: least they trip and flatten in shame. In the distance, white, snowcapped mountains. Falling in love with themselves in narcissistic beauty, they lean over lakes and double their gift to my eyes.

We drive past the unfortunately named Lake Pukake and inch closer to the mountain Sir Edmond Hillary used as training ground for another of my visual memories. And as Aoraki/Mt. Cook slides into view ever so seductively.

We had planned to hike up to this place called Mueller Hut, which is a serviced hut with gas burners, mattresses, and a gorgeous view of Aoraki/Mt.Cook. Upon arriving at the DOC headquarters in The Mt.Cook Village, we sadly discovered that the Hut was full for the next few days. However, the DOC person offered us another place called Sefton Bivvy, which was a little more remote and a little more difficult to get to. The DOC bushwoman gatekeeper eyed us up and down: “Have you ever done trail finding before?” SK: “Oh yeah, definitely. We’re really experienced.” (ID: Oh, are we, SK?) Me: “Is there a map?” Bushwoman hands over a map: “But if you need this, you really shouldn’t be going up there.” SK distracts her while I snap a photo of said map. We book the Bivvy and spent the rest of the evening watching documentaries at the Sir Edmond Hillary center planetarium.

Here we heard the mythos behind the Ngai Tahu (this is one of the many Maori Iwi [tribes]) name for Mt. Cook: Aoraki. There were two gods Papatuanuku (Earth Mother) and Rakinui (Sky Father) who had four children, one of them named Aoraki. These four sons were in their waka (canoe) on their way to visit their mother when a storm came up and flipped their waka onto a reef (you would think Papatuanuku could have pulled some strings). Aoraki and his three brothers climbed on top of the waka and then, when struck by the forces of the South wind, froze to stone (again, you would think Papatuanuku could have done something about this). Their waka became the South Island with the frozen shoulders and heads of Aoraki and his brothers making up the Southern Alps. The oldest name for the South Island is Te Waka o Aoraki: which you can translate with the vocab I’ve given!

We camped at the foot of the Hooker Valley at the White Horse Campsite. Having planned to be in the area during the new moon, I had made a mental note to drink a lot of water before going to bed so I would have to get up and look at the stars as I walked to the outhouse. Aoraki/Mt.Cook is situated in a Dark Sky Reserve which puts restrictions on light and lamp posts and things of that sort within a 1660 sq/mi radius so there is virtually no light pollution.

At 2:00AM I dutifully woke up, put on my glasses, and walked outside. To broad moonlight.  Somehow I had completely failed my hippie upbringing and read the goddamn lunar chart completely backwards. I didn’t even need to turn on my headlamp as I walked to the outhouse, lucky to see the bright Southern Cross if nothing else. Although, these types of situations are so embarrassing and mildly humorous, it was hard to be too annoyed.  And besides, few things look so hopelessly romantic as the luminous glow of snow kaleidoscoping moonlight.

Mackenzie country!

Mackenzie country!

A Kiwi's best friend: the sheep dog.

A Kiwi’s best friend: the sheep dog.  This statue was dedicated to all of the sheep dogs which enable farmers to keep track of their flocks in the hard-to-keep-an-eye-on-every-sheep Mackenzie Country. 

SK with Aoraki/Mt. Cook in the background.

SK with Aoraki/Mt. Cook in the background.

Catching a glimpse of Mt. Cook (right) before the sun sets.

Catching a glimpse of Mt. Cook (right) before the sun sets.

Kea stalking the cars, looking for entertainment, in Mt. Cook Village.

Kea stalking the cars, looking for entertainment, in Mt. Cook Village.

Kea finds entertainment.

Kea finds entertainment.

Our map to Sefton Bivvy.

Our map to Sefton Bivvy.

Broad moonlight isn't too bad.

Broad moonlight isn’t too bad.

So, I drew this map based on a fantastic photo I took of the vague route we follow to get up to Sefton Bivvy (ps. my rendition is about 100x better than what DOC had - but I think exclusivity is what keeps this place beautiful so I won't complain).  The dotted parts signify our path going behind what ever obstruction is in the foreground.  To be conquered next post.

So, I drew this map over a fantastic photo I took of the vague route we follow to get up to Sefton Bivvy (ps. my rendition is about 100x better than what DOC had – but I think exclusivity is what keeps this place beautiful so I won’t complain). The dotted parts signify our path going behind what ever obstruction is in the foreground. To be conquered next post.

New England to New Zealand

Two and a half months ago I arrived in New Zealand.  Normally I try to write as I go, but because everyone speaks English here I actually had the capacity to engage in conversation: not so much of a burning need to put to paper unspoken thoughts.

But I digress, I came flying to New Zealand on a one way ticket with a three month visa not really having any idea where I would be after those three months: NZ or USA or … who knows.  (Side note: I don’t know what I am doing or want to do; short term, long term, mid term.  If I tell you otherwise and/or make up some “intention” it is because I love you and I am trying to play along with social pleasantries).  SK picked me up from the airport and took me home to meet his Mother and Father.  Having not slept any of the 24 hour commute, having been the magnet for crying babies on every plane, having had a bottle of Dave’s Insanity Hot Sauce explode in my luggage and with fingers tingling with burn from attempting to clean it out: I met SK’s parents.  I have never felt so awkward in my life.  I believe the first words out of my mouth were: “It is so good to meet you!  It is so good to finally meet you.  <pause as I realize I have run out of things to say>  I am so sorry I am so awkward.”  SK’s brother (who I had met in Laos) was also there to witness the awkwardness.  I mentally cursed the beet red face of my shy, five-year-old-self for its unexpected comeback after 20 years.  Although, after I mistook a garden ornament for a live gecko, I figured expectations were dropped and I finally relaxed.

The next day, 12 of SK’s friends started flying in from all of New Zealand (intimidating) to participate in the New Year’s Eve festivities of hiking in the Abel Tasman National Park and having a party on the beach.  The park is named after the Dutch explorer who “discovered” New Zealand.  I put that in quotes because in history “discover” seems to be synonymous with “A White Person Saw It” despite most of these lands already having been discovered and settled by other races.

Back to the present: it seemed odd to me that SK had so many friends who were “keen” on backpacking. But I soon discovered being outdoorsy is a part of being a Kiwi citizen – no matter your personal style.  For example, one of the immaculately stylish girls had no problem hiking with her backpack (and a wicked pace, mind you).  Later she set up her tent and proceeded to paint her nails.  I have never met a girl in the States (or in any other Nation) who would get out and backpack and yet was simultaneously so dedicated to her nails.  Surprising by US standards (how often have we been asked: so what is your favorite thing to do? What is the one thing you are really good at?  Creating a dialogue incorporating singular ideals to which achieve now seems rather limiting), having such multidimensional personality seems to be a part of being a Kiwi.

The hike was thought-provokingly beautiful, despite being overcast, since the surrounding biology contrasted from one minute to the next.  We began walking along tidal boardwalks with the ocean stretching on one side and jungled hills rising on the other.  And sooon we were in the jungle and the smells were so foreign I initially likened them to sun soaked garbage.  Just as I was about to comment so, SK said:  “Oh yum! Can you smell the Beech trees?” SK smiled excitedly, “It’s one of my favorite smells!” A rare occasion: I held my tongue.

Our way wound us up along cliffs overlooking coves with golden beaches and deceptive turquoise waters too cold for toes. Suddenly, the vine covered palms and giant ferns submitted to wind stunted coniferous growth with susurrant moss that swallowed our footsteps.  We were swept down, down to the sea to our campsite cove in Anchorage Bay.  Fortuitously, the skies cleared and the sun shone as we set up our tents and put on our “togs” – bathingsuits – and walked the 20ft to the beach.

Camping in New Zealand is quite different to camping in the States.  One of the main polarities I saw is Kiwis seem to actually enjoy being in nature while they camp, versus the average American camping style where the goal seems to be: How can I buy enough things so I can forget I am in the buggy/dirty inconveniences of nature?  In NZ; the campsites are really clean, the grass is green, bushes separate tent areas instead of concrete parking spots – in fact, there are no cars at all.  Additionally, Kiwis generally have this sentiment that they have a right to their country’s land as a citizen.  Which means the majority mentality of the country is to support maintaining National Parks in the most beautiful places: about 30% of the land mass of NZ is in public ownership and has some degree of protection.  Meanwhile, in the America the Beautiful,  many National Parks are having to close due to the government choosing to spend on Killing– AHEM I mean “National Defense” instead.  So while I have previously stated I utterly loathe camping, I will now add the qualifier: in the States.  Camping in New Zealand is divine.

That night we stretched out tarps in the center of our tent circle and in our sleeping bags looked at one of the most magnificent skies I had ever seen.  It looked like some goddess had accidently knocked over and spilt her personal collection of stars.  It’s weird to think this kind of beauty was once privy to everyone, even in cities, before Thomas Edison came around.

The next day, on New Years Eve, we hiked up to Cleopatra Falls where there is a natural rock slide in the rapids. SK was one of the few to brave the ice cold waters and get a nice rock bum burn badge of honor in the process.  By the time we were returning to the campsite, I was rather relaxed with SK’s crowd.  So the games and general raucousness leading up to midnight were quite fun with new friends for the New Year.  As the Roman calendar was reborn, a boat anchored off the shore set off a display of fireworks, simultaneously sparking my nostalgia and bringing to mind all my previous New Year’s Eve in New York and the family and friends I had spent them with.  Although everyone back home still had another 17 or so hours to go…

We woke up to a torrential downpour, with all forgotten items outside the tent soaked.  With damp clothes and cloudy heads we struck camp and returned back to SK’s extremely hospitable parents in Nelson.

After all of SK’s friends had returned to the corners of New Zealand from whence they came, SK and I began planning our road trip of the South Island.  Our rough outlines would be to start after one of his family friend’s weddings in three weeks, to be near Mt. Cook during the new moon for optimal stargazing, and to make it to the Hokitika Wildfoods Festival.  Break.

Me with Nelson, NZ behind me

Me with Nelson, NZ behind me

Taking Jed and Macka for a walk at low tide.  From left: SK, SK's dad, Chris
Taking Jed and Macka for a walk at low tide. From left: SK, SK’s dad, Chris

 

 

Due to erosion, a tree who sat to close to the sea reveals the secrets of its roots.

Due to erosion, a tree who sat to close to the sea reveals the secrets of its roots.

 

Boardwalk at the start of the Abel Tasmen "Great Walk"

Boardwalk at the start of the Abel Tasmen “Great Walk”

 

The ocean to our right with some ominous clouds.

The ocean to our right with some ominous clouds.

 

A pretty flower picked from the side of the path.

A pretty flower picked from the side of the path.

 

The trail leading to Anchorage Bay.  The trail is extremely accessible and we were often passed by adventurous runners.

The trail leading to Anchorage Bay. The trail is extremely accessible and we were often passed by adventurous runners.

 

View of one of the bays along the Abel Tasman National Park.

View of one of the bays along the Abel Tasman National Park.

 

Our campsite

Our campsite

 

The bay just 20ft away from our campsite.

The bay just 20ft away from our campsite.

 

Day hiking to Cleopatra Falls.

Day hiking to Cleopatra Falls.

 

Cleopatra Falls.  The slide is just under the rocks at the foreground.  I don't know why I didn't get a picture of the slide itself...

Cleopatra Falls. The slide is just under the rocks at the foreground. I don’t know why I didn’t get a picture of the slide itself…

 

Hiking out on New Years Day with some new "mates."

Hiking out on New Years Day with some new “mates.”

 

SK and I begin planning our big road trip of the South Island.

SK and I begin planning our big road trip of the South Island.